Can I have this?
There needs to be a code word or something that means “my brain is fighting me every step of the way today and I feel like I’m going to vibrate out of my skin, so I need you to forgive everything and go slowly and speak softly and lower your expectations.” And then we could all just be like, “I know I said we could go to a movie tonight but… tangerines.” And the other person would nod and squeeze your elbow or rub your head and you wouldn’t feel like a failure.
did moody ever find her dad’s toe? is her mom still in that hot air balloon? so many unresolved questions….
fun facts about the peach:
- it is the most gentle fruit there is!!!!
- a peach would never hurt a baby
- if you touch a peach, it feels like a little butt!!
- a peach is guaranteed to make you happy if you look at it
- peaches taste nice and smell nice, too!
- they can be used in all sorts of foods!
- you can pretend you’re holding a buttock…..
i just realized that the voice in my head when i read things isn’t my own voice omg whose is it
And here, I thought I didn’t like salads!
monkey riding dog (chasing goat)
THIS IS THE MOST INCREDIBLE THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
That monkey has taught me a lot about determination
Coolest New Baby Names 2013
- Pile Of Twigs
- Dirty Laundry
- Seinfeld Season 2 DVD
- The Littlest Wayne
- Seinfeld Season 1 DVD, Blu-Ray, & Digital Copy (a nickname for this could be SSDVDBRDC)
i will continue to reblog this until it gets the notes it deserves because elephants
If your heart isn’t melting it’s because you don’t have one.